Nutty News

On Friday we had Mrs Mcgregor for our teacher.  We all made Nutty News stories about nursery rhymes. 

One sunny afternoon, in the park Sir Humpty Dumpty was sitting on a rock wall when he was suddenly blown over by a huge gust of wind. 
Fellow walkers on the other side of the wall said "when he fell his top went up and when he landed all that was there was very sharp, white pieces of shell, his clothes and all of this yellow, slimy stuff." 
It's believed to be his insides.
The eggolice (egg police) are investigating scene.
The eggolice scooped up  what was left off him and put him in a plastic bag.
When Mr Dumpty awoke he said he wanted to fly.
The eggolice figured that he stood up and fell off the wall.
They have managed to to stick Mr Dumpty back together.
He will have very bad headaches for the rest of the week.
"He will be back before you know it," say the nurses.  

 By Geena.

Nutty News

Humpty Dumpty is in a crucial condition in hospital after he fell off a wall in London on the 13 of July. Police have been investigating the crime scene "That's a first". And they believe that he was pushed off the wall by two little kids. Bystanders watched as Humpty was taken to hospital. Doctors say Humpty has broken all his shellulareblades and he is cracked in two. Doctors have been trying to glue him back together.

Today his parents Gem the hen and Boster the roster came to visit him. Doctors say the glue might not hold which means he probably will crack soon. He has been told he is not allowed to take part in the nursery rhyme again which means they have to find a new egg for the rhyme. We now have George the knight, the only witness is here with me now. George tell me what you saw "I just saw the egg fall man". We will update you on his condition tomorrow night. "Im Zac Robertson. Now back to you Jim".

By Justin 

Nutty News

Yesterday Humpty Dumpty had fallen off a wall and cracked into yolk.

We talk to a pedestrian egg called Egg White who had witnessed this tragic moment while walking to work. 

Mr. White claims that he saw a shadow running away from Humpty when he had fallen.

Police believe Humpty had not fallen... HE WAS PUSHED!!

People say Egg Carton City just won't be the same without Mr. Dumpty.


By Lachlan.

Hottest House Baker

Friday the 14th of June we had to bake a cupcake and decorate it.
In the assembly the winners got announced and they were in year 5 and 6 Oreti-Geena and Georgia. Aparima-Lani and Willis. Hokonui-McKenzie and Nicole. Takitimu-Aaron and Rebekah.
We had a bake off on Friday the 21st of June. We had to make biscuits and we will find out who is eliminated in the assembly.

By Lani and Geena.   

Dumb Ideas

In Room 1 this week we have been writing about daft, dumb and dangerous things that people do. At first they seem brilliant, but then they go terribly and horribly wrong.

By AJ

Disco

Tonight the school is having a school disco. It is happening in the hall. Junior disco is at 4.30 until 6.30. Senior is at 6.30 until 8.00.

Corey Ross is going as Amile the morganville vampire.

I is going as a surprise I wont tell until the disco.

Food,drinks ect avalible

The Abominables

I am here to tell you about the new book I got from the library it is called the Abominable it is about when Agatha has been kidnapped by a yeti when she was sleeping in her tent. The yeti took her high up in a mountain.

By Reagan

poly feast t.shirt

Jumbo, my name is Reagan, 

I'm here to tell you about my poly fest t.shirt design. It has a kiwi in the middle of a flower. The kiwi represents me and the flower represents the community. In the petals are little symbols   that look like a spiders web. It represents the sun and the other one represents Hokonui hills and the one that looks like sharks teeth represents the Takatimu hills.


By Reagan

The big boat trip.

                                                  THE BIG BOAT TRIP!

On the 15/6/13 my Nana and Grandad went on a boat trip

they will come back the 29/6/13.

That night they left grandad texted Mum and said that they were still at port.

 My Mum was so worried that she rang and Nana said that the boat was broken and they could not find out were to go so they kept on doing what felt like doing.

We found out they have to leave at 12:00 AM.

This boat is called the Pacific Pearl-P&O Cruises.

When on the website you can see the view from the front of the boat.

On Tuesday Mum rang Nana and Nana & Grandad they were on one of the islands.

They were about to go under the water in the middle of the sea.

 When I looked at some photos it was like being on the Titanic.

Wow that would the best time of my life if I was on that boat.

By Briar Fletcher

 

 

Lei

In Room 1 we have been learning how to make Lei's. We're not making them yet,we're just sorting out what equipment we are going to use to make them.

We have to use products or Colours that are important to our community. Some people are using wrappers off packets of Butter. Butter is important to our community because it represents the dairy community. We have lots of dairy farms in Southland.

I am using Colours that are important to Southland. All the Colours that I am using are going to be on pieces of Ribbon. The colours I am using are Red,Blue.Green and Yellow. Represents the Heart of Southland, Blue represents the Sky and Water, The Green stands for Grass, And last of all Yellow, Yellow means light, I am also going to use White Beads in between the pieces of Ribbon so that it spaces out.

By Aimee Diack.

Central western rugby team

Two weeks ago on sunday I had my central-western trials. In the first half of the trials I played first five I think I did pretty well there. In the second half I played flanker because I played that last year in B grad. They said the team would be named in the wednesday news paper and on that day dad look and read it and tolled me I had made it in the team I was pretty happy  and on the new paper it said the practice would be the sunday at 10:00.

By Lochie Earland 

IDEA WRITING 

This term we have done are own writing about anything we want and this is my story about Megalodons facts. Enjoy!

MEGALODON

Megalodon (Mega-low-done) or big tooth. yes theirs a monster called that. Lets say its... MASSIVE! But don't worry or stay a way from the deep blue sea because their extinct! They were fabulous survivor's. They were so good at it they survived the prehistoric times and the ice age. If they were a touch better they would be here today.

They were the best killer in the sea they could feed on anything even jelly fish! Jelly Belly. This as a seal most night mare because sharks favourite food is seal. Just remember don't go into a cave with sharp teeth at the opening.

Now listen to this if you find a Megalodon's bones you will only get the teeth and the ribs that are the size of a whale!

So you just heard it being bigger than a whale but that's not all! If you get a average size family and stacked them that will be the size of a Megalodon. A Megalodon is 4x the size of a Great White Shark. If you have seen a Megalodon movie they can get a lot bigger than that and more dangerous.

Now I come to my conclusion if these monsters were still alive you'll have a 75% chance that the beach will be closed. Thanks for reading.

By Jackson Kynan-Wilde

The Cow Boys

In Room 1 this term we have been learning to write a story from a picture in a book. We did The Cow Boys. We all got a pick a page to write about. There were only allowed 2 on each page but some had only 1. We only got to pick one out of 11. I picked page 9. I was the only one writing about page 9 hope you enjoy it.

"Ha,ha,ha,ha that dog is no use to us,"laughed his cow boy mates. 
"How is she going to round up the old cattle mate and chase the mountain lion's." Said Jim 
"I've already made up a good name for her Tess." Said Jessie
 "It's so small the cattle will stand on her." Said Jim
 " Just give Tess a chance,"said Jessie.
In the morning Tess went to round up the cattle. She did it in ten minutes "wow" said the cow boys.
 "we are keeping her," said the cow boys.
 "let's try the mountain lions." Said Billy Joe.
  At one they set out to find the mountain lion "there it is" said Jessie.
 "Tess ran strait up to the mountain lion," said Jimmy.
 "That will give as some food for a week," said Jessie.
 "Yes, yes" said the cow boys.
 "But  we have got the final test to do" said Buffalo Bill
 "what is it?" said Jessie.
 "You will see. Is she going to keep us up all night?" said Jim.
"Hmmm thought," Jessie.

By Jack Kincaid

  

A happy healthy me.

                 A HAPPY HEALTHY ME!!!!!!!

At the start of the term two we started learning about the heart and staying healthy so I'm going to tell you how you can stay happy plus healthy.

First eat healthy and do not eat to much fats, oils and sugars.They make you put on weight if you eat too much and don't do enough exercise. Also they are not good for our hearts.

On the 11.5.13 we made a food pyramid with all the food and what we should eat and how much.

We found out that the perfect amount of meat is the size of the palm of our hand. 

In the food pyramid there is bread and cereals, fruit and veges, fish meat poultry nuts and beans, dairy products and fats,oils and sweets.

                                               By Briar

Riverton

This week we have been writing about the recent holidays. I spent my holidays in Riverton. Here is my story.

One cold, damp day, at Riverton, in the holidays it was low tide at the beach and the waves were massive for low tide so Callum and I went down to check the waves. It was the day we were leaving Riverton to go home to Forest Hill. 

After we had finished looking at the waves we went back up to Callum's house to play with Murphy, Callums new puppy. We started to throw a frisby for Murphy to chase and get it and when we went to get the frisby from him he would run away from us. We had to chase him until he was really tired.

By Lochie Earland