JACK AND JILL. By Blake .T.M.

"Sorry for interrupting this programe." "this just in, a boy named Jack has tripped over a rock and rolled down Well Hill at exactly 12:15" Said the news reporter. We are here with... um  i'm sorry I forgot your  name."
"Jill,Jill is my name."
"Alright Jill since you were a witness what happened."
"Um alright. It was 12:15, my brother and I were going to Well Hill to get some water, because we don't have any, any way Jack didn't see the rock but I did. He tripped over the rock and rolled down the hill and has brocken his crown."
"OH MY! that seems so deathafiyng that I almost peed my pants."
"Wow too much information Paul Pauling Paulington."
"Oh sorry, back to you Dianne." 

Wedding bells are ringing

On Saturday it was my Mum and dads wedding. My brothers and I had to get dressed really fast because we were going to have photos at our granddad's house. We didn't know what Mum or Thea looked like. When they arrived they were in a fancy car with the brides maids. 

When we got home we had lunch then we went outside and played on the tramp until it was time. I walked mum down the grassy green path to Dad. At 9:32 at night Mr Whippy came and I had three ice creams and got a sugar rush. After that I got a helium balloon and made a hole in it then I sucked up the helium and sounded different. 

   By Blake M.