Nutty News

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One sunny day, Mr Humpty Dumpety was sitting on a hard, rocky wall, eating ice cream. He was waving to any one who was coming his way and saying "what's up yhoul ghoul" Then a big gang of big boys came and pushed him off the wall. They said " Do you want a arm wrestle? If we win you have to go sniff a beehive" "Okay then"

So he came up to the first beehive that came his way. He asked the lady who was walking beside it . "Do you want to see me sniff this beehive?" "Of course not" said the lady. "That's a bit peculiar" said the lady. Humpty said, "PLEASE can I? I'm trying to do a bet. I lost it" The lady moved on and thought in her head "You are a very strange man"

So he went back to the wall and he was trying to get back on it. But he was so dumb that he forgot his grippy shoes. So he went back to the lady and said, "Can I please have my shoes back?" "OH are these yours. I didn't know" Here you go." Up went Humpty on the wall then suddenly a gang of butterflies  came, but he didn't know that he was allergic to butterflies. So he sneezed and sneezed then fell off the wall. He broke every part of his body and all the kings horses and his men were gluing and gluing every part they could. For the thousandth time they finally got him back to normal. Then Humpty came back to his wall and started to eat as much food as he could.

BY Aaron

JACK AND JILL. By Blake .T.M.

"Sorry for interrupting this programe." "this just in, a boy named Jack has tripped over a rock and rolled down Well Hill at exactly 12:15" Said the news reporter. We are here with... um  i'm sorry I forgot your  name."
"Jill,Jill is my name."
"Alright Jill since you were a witness what happened."
"Um alright. It was 12:15, my brother and I were going to Well Hill to get some water, because we don't have any, any way Jack didn't see the rock but I did. He tripped over the rock and rolled down the hill and has brocken his crown."
"OH MY! that seems so deathafiyng that I almost peed my pants."
"Wow too much information Paul Pauling Paulington."
"Oh sorry, back to you Dianne." 

Jack and Jill.

Jack and Jill

Breaking news Jack  was up the Wilborn Hill looking for water. Suddenly he fell through a big hole. 
"We are at the scene now talking to Jill." 
"Jill what has happened to Jack" 
"I don't know ok". 
"Righto fellers call 111 and helicopter to get him out of the hole" 
"The helicopter is here. Lets pull him out". 
"Hi Jack hi hi hi hi hi Jill". 
"How are you Jack GOOOD". 
"What the cops are here what!"yelled Jill. 
"Jill you are arrested for pushing Jack into the hole".
" What I did nothing wrong."
"Tell it to judge"said the cops.
"I will see you in a 100 years". 
"You will be dead in a 100 years."
"That's all right."

By Luke McMaster.

Jack and Jill

"Hello and welcome to 999 news the newest thing is that there has  been a new accomplishment at a hill. Two friend have reached the top of one of the highest hills to get a bucket of water. Their names are Jack and jill but Jack ran to fast down the hill tripped on a tree stump and broke his crown. We are now live at the crime scene with Jeem robinson"

"Yes we are here talking to some of the witnesses Bob we now have one of the main witnesses with us. Jill you must be in shock"

"Well Jeem before Jacks terrible accident he said that he would race me down the hill but I said no so he went down the hill with out me and when I saw him fall my heart sank to the ground." 

"Thank you Jill. I hope Jack gets better soon back to you Bob""Thank you Jeem Jack is under operation as we speak and he is in critical but stable position. Ok thats all for tonight folks and thank you for listening to 999 News at 7:00

By Lochie 

Nutty News

Nutty News
By Jackson K-W

Deep at Spider Valley Intsy Bintsy spider climbed up the water spout but down came the rain and he forgot to equip his parachute he landed head first. 500 miles per hour, he cracked opened his skull. 

The spider rescue team came to save him in a helicopter. But as soon as they jumped out their parachutes got caught in the propeller of the helicopter. That made the helicopter crash and made Intsy Bintsy spider go... SPLAT!

Then a army tank came and crushed Intsy Bintsy Spider. Suddenly a plane flew over and declared war. It dropped a cluster bomb. One rebounded and hit the plane it made the plane blow up. So that made the plane surrender.

A crowd came cheering. They ran over Intsy Bintsy Spider. Now if you go to Spider Valley always look for the Spider SPLAT!

Nutty News

On Friday we had Mrs Mcgregor for our teacher.  We all made Nutty News stories about nursery rhymes. 

One sunny afternoon, in the park Sir Humpty Dumpty was sitting on a rock wall when he was suddenly blown over by a huge gust of wind. 
Fellow walkers on the other side of the wall said "when he fell his top went up and when he landed all that was there was very sharp, white pieces of shell, his clothes and all of this yellow, slimy stuff." 
It's believed to be his insides.
The eggolice (egg police) are investigating scene.
The eggolice scooped up  what was left off him and put him in a plastic bag.
When Mr Dumpty awoke he said he wanted to fly.
The eggolice figured that he stood up and fell off the wall.
They have managed to to stick Mr Dumpty back together.
He will have very bad headaches for the rest of the week.
"He will be back before you know it," say the nurses.  

 By Geena.

Nutty News

Humpty Dumpty is in a crucial condition in hospital after he fell off a wall in London on the 13 of July. Police have been investigating the crime scene "That's a first". And they believe that he was pushed off the wall by two little kids. Bystanders watched as Humpty was taken to hospital. Doctors say Humpty has broken all his shellulareblades and he is cracked in two. Doctors have been trying to glue him back together.

Today his parents Gem the hen and Boster the roster came to visit him. Doctors say the glue might not hold which means he probably will crack soon. He has been told he is not allowed to take part in the nursery rhyme again which means they have to find a new egg for the rhyme. We now have George the knight, the only witness is here with me now. George tell me what you saw "I just saw the egg fall man". We will update you on his condition tomorrow night. "Im Zac Robertson. Now back to you Jim".

By Justin 

Nutty News

Yesterday Humpty Dumpty had fallen off a wall and cracked into yolk.

We talk to a pedestrian egg called Egg White who had witnessed this tragic moment while walking to work. 

Mr. White claims that he saw a shadow running away from Humpty when he had fallen.

Police believe Humpty had not fallen... HE WAS PUSHED!!

People say Egg Carton City just won't be the same without Mr. Dumpty.


By Lachlan.

Hottest House Baker

Friday the 14th of June we had to bake a cupcake and decorate it.
In the assembly the winners got announced and they were in year 5 and 6 Oreti-Geena and Georgia. Aparima-Lani and Willis. Hokonui-McKenzie and Nicole. Takitimu-Aaron and Rebekah.
We had a bake off on Friday the 21st of June. We had to make biscuits and we will find out who is eliminated in the assembly.

By Lani and Geena.   

Dumb Ideas

In Room 1 this week we have been writing about daft, dumb and dangerous things that people do. At first they seem brilliant, but then they go terribly and horribly wrong.

By AJ

Disco

Tonight the school is having a school disco. It is happening in the hall. Junior disco is at 4.30 until 6.30. Senior is at 6.30 until 8.00.

Corey Ross is going as Amile the morganville vampire.

I is going as a surprise I wont tell until the disco.

Food,drinks ect avalible

The Abominables

I am here to tell you about the new book I got from the library it is called the Abominable it is about when Agatha has been kidnapped by a yeti when she was sleeping in her tent. The yeti took her high up in a mountain.

By Reagan

poly feast t.shirt

Jumbo, my name is Reagan, 

I'm here to tell you about my poly fest t.shirt design. It has a kiwi in the middle of a flower. The kiwi represents me and the flower represents the community. In the petals are little symbols   that look like a spiders web. It represents the sun and the other one represents Hokonui hills and the one that looks like sharks teeth represents the Takatimu hills.


By Reagan

The big boat trip.

                                                  THE BIG BOAT TRIP!

On the 15/6/13 my Nana and Grandad went on a boat trip

they will come back the 29/6/13.

That night they left grandad texted Mum and said that they were still at port.

 My Mum was so worried that she rang and Nana said that the boat was broken and they could not find out were to go so they kept on doing what felt like doing.

We found out they have to leave at 12:00 AM.

This boat is called the Pacific Pearl-P&O Cruises.

When on the website you can see the view from the front of the boat.

On Tuesday Mum rang Nana and Nana & Grandad they were on one of the islands.

They were about to go under the water in the middle of the sea.

 When I looked at some photos it was like being on the Titanic.

Wow that would the best time of my life if I was on that boat.

By Briar Fletcher

 

 

Lei

In Room 1 we have been learning how to make Lei's. We're not making them yet,we're just sorting out what equipment we are going to use to make them.

We have to use products or Colours that are important to our community. Some people are using wrappers off packets of Butter. Butter is important to our community because it represents the dairy community. We have lots of dairy farms in Southland.

I am using Colours that are important to Southland. All the Colours that I am using are going to be on pieces of Ribbon. The colours I am using are Red,Blue.Green and Yellow. Represents the Heart of Southland, Blue represents the Sky and Water, The Green stands for Grass, And last of all Yellow, Yellow means light, I am also going to use White Beads in between the pieces of Ribbon so that it spaces out.

By Aimee Diack.

Central western rugby team

Two weeks ago on sunday I had my central-western trials. In the first half of the trials I played first five I think I did pretty well there. In the second half I played flanker because I played that last year in B grad. They said the team would be named in the wednesday news paper and on that day dad look and read it and tolled me I had made it in the team I was pretty happy  and on the new paper it said the practice would be the sunday at 10:00.

By Lochie Earland