Nutty News

On Friday we had Mrs Mcgregor for our teacher.  We all made Nutty News stories about nursery rhymes. 

One sunny afternoon, in the park Sir Humpty Dumpty was sitting on a rock wall when he was suddenly blown over by a huge gust of wind. 
Fellow walkers on the other side of the wall said "when he fell his top went up and when he landed all that was there was very sharp, white pieces of shell, his clothes and all of this yellow, slimy stuff." 
It's believed to be his insides.
The eggolice (egg police) are investigating scene.
The eggolice scooped up  what was left off him and put him in a plastic bag.
When Mr Dumpty awoke he said he wanted to fly.
The eggolice figured that he stood up and fell off the wall.
They have managed to to stick Mr Dumpty back together.
He will have very bad headaches for the rest of the week.
"He will be back before you know it," say the nurses.  

 By Geena.