Jack and Jill.

Jack and Jill

Breaking news Jack  was up the Wilborn Hill looking for water. Suddenly he fell through a big hole. 
"We are at the scene now talking to Jill." 
"Jill what has happened to Jack" 
"I don't know ok". 
"Righto fellers call 111 and helicopter to get him out of the hole" 
"The helicopter is here. Lets pull him out". 
"Hi Jack hi hi hi hi hi Jill". 
"How are you Jack GOOOD". 
"What the cops are here what!"yelled Jill. 
"Jill you are arrested for pushing Jack into the hole".
" What I did nothing wrong."
"Tell it to judge"said the cops.
"I will see you in a 100 years". 
"You will be dead in a 100 years."
"That's all right."

By Luke McMaster.